22 May 2006

Gosh, what a rotten occurence

I'm trying very, very hard not to say rude words.

Bad car things:

  • Metro has failed MOT and is costing me a bomb to have fixed. Bottoms!

  • Midget needs new points and the only way they could be harder to get to would be to put them in another country. Flip!

  • Tax is due on Metro as well, which is even more money. Crivens!

Please replace the above non-expletives with real swears. Real bad, bad, swears, which would make women blush.

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